1. Can you cry under water?
2. Is there another word for synonym?
3. How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?
4. What’s the speed of dark?
5. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
6. Why is it our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, but on halloween they made us do it??
7. What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
8. How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door?
9. Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes open?
10. What would you want to do today, if you knew tomorrow was your last?
11. How come Pluto had to sleep in a dog house while Goofy slept in a nice warm bed????
12. What do u call a male ladybug?
13. If a Pizza is round why is the box square?
14. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
15. If everyone were blind and no one could see, would you still look the same??
16. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets?
November 25th, 2009 - 2:21 pm
1. Can you cry under water? yes
2. Is there another word for synonym? no
3. How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there? you stick em in the ground
4. What’s the speed of dark? the same as light
5. How do you handcuff a one-armed man? handcuff his arm to his neck
6. Why is it our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, but on halloween they made us do it?? its an acception
7. What do sheep count when they can’t sleep? nothing
8. How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door? the food doesnt spoil
9. Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes open? your heart stops
10. What would you want to do today, if you knew tomorrow was your last? sleep
11. How come Pluto had to sleep in a dog house while Goofy slept in a nice warm bed???? because the animators wanted it that way
12. What do u call a male ladybug? a beatle
13. If a Pizza is round why is the box square? its easier to get out
14. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? shampoo
15. If everyone were blind and no one could see, would you still look the same?? yes
16. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets? to attract buyers
November 25th, 2009 - 2:21 pm
1. Can you cry under water? Yes
2. Is there another word for synonym? Uhh idk.
3. How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there? who knows.. helicopter?? haha
4. What’s the speed of dark? wahh
5. How do you handcuff a one-armed man? handcuff their feet. lol
6. Why is it our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, but on halloween they made us do it?? coz they don’t think.
7. What do sheep count when they can’t sleep? count another animal.
8. How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door? who knows.
9. Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes open? coz we just cant
10. What would you want to do today, if you knew tomorrow was your last? shopping spree with friends & family
11. How come Pluto had to sleep in a dog house while Goofy slept in a nice warm bed???? coz goofy is a goof. lol
12. What do u call a male ladybug? manbug. haha
13. If a Pizza is round why is the box square? coz it jst is
14. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? haha soap?? lol
15. If everyone were blind and no one could see, would you still look the same?? you wouldn’t know.
16. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets? for people who don’t use sheets.
November 25th, 2009 - 2:21 pm
1. Can you cry under water? yes
2. Is there another word for synonym? no
3. How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there? People put them there
4. What’s the speed of dark? Slower than the speed of light
5. How do you handcuff a one-armed man? Hnadcuff one arm to his belt or pant hole.
6. Why is it our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, but on halloween they made us do it?? beacuse they wanted the candy first
7. What do sheep count when they can’t sleep? grass
8. How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door? shut the door just a bit but dont close it all the way and youll see
9. Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes open? legend has it that our eyes will pop out of our head
10. What would you want to do today, if you knew tomorrow was your last? Skydive and go to Scotland.
11. How come Pluto had to sleep in a dog house while Goofy slept in a nice warm bed???? Because pluto couldn’t talk
12. What do u call a male ladybug? ladybug
13. If a Pizza is round why is the box square? to make it look bigger
14. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? whichever they feel like
15. If everyone were blind and no one could see, would you still look the same?? yeah, just interpreted differently
16. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets? some people don’t use sheets
November 25th, 2009 - 2:21 pm
1. Can you cry under water?
never tried but that’s probably proven or something
2. Is there another word for synonym?
umm
3. How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?
little weightless invisible otters
4. What’s the speed of dark?
.00000000000000000000000000000000666 celery sticks/jiffy
5. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
break his only arm
6. Why is it our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, but on halloween they made us do it??
i used to freak out when i got halloween candy and have my mom check every single thing i got
7. What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
crickets
8. How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door?
i can see it go off
9. Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes open?
i go to the 4th dimension for a split second when i sneeze
10. What would you want to do today, if you knew tomorrow was your last?
watch the clock
11. How come Pluto had to sleep in a dog house while Goofy slept in a nice warm bed????
i though goofy was a cow
12. What do u call a male ladybug?
butch
13. If a Pizza is round why is the box square?
you try making a circular box
14. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
my dad said he used some shampoo for the feeling of washing his hair
15. If everyone were blind and no one could see, would you still look the same??
i’d be running into things left and right and have tons of bruises
16. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets? uhh so really poor people can have pretty beds
November 25th, 2009 - 2:21 pm
1. Can you cry under water?
yes u can
2. Is there another word for synonym?
another word for somthing lol
3. How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?
they throw them
4. What’s the speed of dark?
zerooo
5. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
u handcuff one arm to his nub lol
6. Why is it our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, but on halloween they made us do it??
mine didnt
7. What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
they cant count
8. How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door?
i saw it it duz
9. Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes open?
y cant u c me with them shut?
10. What would you want to do today, if you knew tomorrow was your last?
spend it with matt <3
11. How come Pluto had to sleep in a dog house while Goofy slept in a nice warm bed????
pluto couldnt talk now could he?
12. What do u call a male ladybug?
a manbug
13. If a Pizza is round why is the box square?
whoevr made pizza boxes wuz a retard
14. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
soap
15. If everyone were blind and no one could see, would you still look the same??
no i wldnt b able to put make up on
16. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets?
cuz one day some gay guy wuz like ooo oooo letz put sparkles on these too! im sparkly!!!!!!!!!!!