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18 Responses to “How do you tell a friends daughter that there is no fertilizer to bring a pet dog back to life?”

  1. Beth G

    I thought the commercial was very funny but I agree, it is hard to explain to children.

  2. schlongy1969

    Tell her that the doggie went to doggie heaven to be with its Friends, all the other doggies. Explain to her that it just isn’t the truth.

  3. elpeesee

    You tell her very directly and very kindly that there is no such thing as resurrection spray. That not everything in commercials is real and that fido can’t come back. Be sure and tell her that he doesn’t hurt anymore and fido can never be sad again.

  4. Alysson

    If YOU tell her, she would hate YOU because you were the one who told her the bad news (in other words she’ll shoot the messenger).
    BUT, you can buy a can of regular hairspray or something, spray it on the dog, or where it was buried, and blame Yahoo for "lying to her" and say you’re disappointed too. That way, you can both be disappointed, and she wouldn’t feel that sad knowing that someone feels the same way she does.

  5. coolgirlslandn8

    tell her it went to heaven in the movie and tell her its not real but it can happen in real life.resurection spray won’t work.

  6. whataboutme

    Take some Baby powder mixed with corn meal over and tell her that it a special mix fertilizer. Put it in the dogs grave. When the dog doesn’t come back tell her that you can not make everything grow back.

  7. wishuponastar

    WTF? I can’t believe there’s a commercial like that.

    Best bet would be to tell her the truth, that Yahoo made up a stupid idea for a commercial, and that the dog isn’t coming back.

    But that there are plenty of dogs that need homes from shelters, and that she can get one when she feels better.

  8. Reality Junky

    We just saw that commercial, too.

    Just tell her that tv is not real and show her something with Elmo on it.

  9. Banana

    You should show her the movie Pet Sematary. She’ll get a kick out of it, and by the end of the film, no one will have to tell her that there’s no fertilizer to bring a pet dog back to life, because she won’t want it to come back to life.

  10. sweething822

    Very Gently

  11. panamanianboi

    just tell her that it only helps grow dead plants

  12. alexff08

    Tell her that the dog is a star now.That’s what I told my kids when their dog passed away.I also told them since their grandma passed away too that they were in heaven taking care of eachother.When my kids miss them they find a star and talk to it as if they were talking to them.

  13. photografr7

    I saw that commercial on the Internet, never on TV…. have you?

  14. Eddie's Wife

    Oh GOD!!! That is awful, that YAHOO (with such a good name) would be stupid enuff to put some bull chit on a commercial as that….ESPECIALLY FOR A CHILD TO SEE.
    Tell her the truth, there is no such thing, and tell her he went to rainbow bridge, he’s running jumping with all the other doggie friends, he’s no longer in pain anymore….he hurt when he was here…and there is a bunch of cousins and etc at the animal shelter waiting to come home to the wonderful home and family that he had for so many years.

  15. Jerry

    Explain about a doggie heaven. I’m 58 and no one can convince me otherwise…..I refuse to consider any facts, but prefer the hope for a doggie Heaven. And it doesn’t hurt anyone or anything.

  16. lmn1104

    You need to tell her the truth in a gentle way. I’m convinced my father is taking care of all 4 of my pets till I get there to help. My mom said she will tell them I miss them when she gets there.

  17. Bia lynne

    Hmmmm I found the commercial to alittle amusing myself, and dvr’d it. However, a few of my friends who are all into politics wondered how long the commerical would last because of situations like this. A parent should be able to come up with answers even more so in explaining that there are things and items on tv that are not real, that are for amusement purposes only and marketing ploys set up by corporations to induce a "did I just see that" aka shock and awe.

    Just like the Pepsi commercial with the goldfish-I am sure this commercial because of problems will be removed shortly…

    Then again from a political point of view-freedom of speech, and press are likely to be repressed for the corporations in re of liberalites demanding sensorship. Thanks.

  18. Shar

    Tell her as gently as you can that the commercial was only pretend, then help her to read the story of the Rainbow Bridge. If it makes her feel better to draw her dog friend at the bridge, surrounded by all of his friends waiting to be reunited with their people, help her to do that too. Children grieve differently than adults, but it doesn’t hurt any less.

    Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
    When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

    All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
    They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

    You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

    Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….

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