My pet bear is ripping up everything, help!?

Posted May 6th, 2010 by admin




Hey everyone. My pet grizzly bear richard is tearing up my pillows, sheets, drapes beds. I can’t just smack him because he weighs 230 lbs… What should I do?




8 Responses to “My pet bear is ripping up everything, help!?”

  1. Jake

    Pretty sure you shouldn’t have a pet grizzly bear…trade it for a dog?

  2. Sandy K

    You should let him eat you.

  3. Cj

    give him an enima

  4. Brenna

    Isnt it kind of umm…illegal to have a full grown grizzly bear IN your house? Why not…go move to a huge property and have it live outside? It probabley doesnt like living inside a house….?

  5. Olivia

    well, since bears really don’t belong in people’s houses – especially grizzlies – I would try to find a zoo or wildlife reserve that would take him… :(

  6. Dana

    omg! why do you have that big of a animal in your house? well just let him eat or something or get him toys

  7. Mason A

    blow your brains out so you won’t ask any more stupid questions.

  8. =)

    threaten to take away his porridge

    lol

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