Posts tagged ‘hell’

MY DOG ATE MY COUCH!!!?

July 9th, 2011

So i come home from work yesterday and i see stuffing everywhere, to my suprice i see a HUGE whole on my brand new couch! the couch is about 3 months old. i was so pissed i think my dog sensed it, he went straight to his room and layed on his bed. i took [...]

I have been told by a chiropractor that i have whats called hip dysplasia and its making my lower back hurt like hell. I have not had a job in a while because of my back. But does anyone know if you can get disability checks since my back and hips are not working right.

I remember laughing with my friends. Yes, I was laughing with my friends at Kristin Vanderwaal’s party, when the hottest guy at our school, 3 years older than me, came up to me and asked me to dance! I was so excited I downed the cup of beer in my right hand before following Henry [...]

two years ago I spent ,000 to have my yard landscaped. I had an "umbrella tree", junipers, and small burning bushes planted in the front flowerbed. My problem is the 18 yr old next door neighbors kid who is selectively autistic (when he screws up he states "I dont know any better. I’m autistic" and [...]

I searched on here for answers and everyone says its a female in heat or one guy was constantly giving it treats and spoiling it, or its got a problem. Its a male, he’s perfectly fine, he always has a full bowl of food and access to water, litter box is clean, he can’t be [...]

Back again with Jack AKA dirtbag stories.. BTY – here is Jack http://www.promodelshoot.com/jack/i%20need%20a%20friendr.jpg The Pee Incident (s) – Jack unfortunatly likes to mark his territory. He does know that this is wrong. One time I was lying on the sofa pretending to be asleep. My wife was in the shower. Jack fist walks into my [...]

I recently have gotten numerous red bumps around my ankles, thighs, and knees( only seems to stay on my legs) and they itch like hell. Most of them are pretty tiny but the constantly itch and are making me mad. I don’t know if they are flea bites ( i have seen fleas) or bed [...]

don’t know what came over me, I recently moved in with her and the dog was really bugging the hell out of me. It would jump on the bed, she’d ask me to take it for walks, it would jump on the sofa when we were getting intimate, it would bark all night and I [...]

DATED A GUY WHO……. was bad in bed / had a tool you needed a magnifying glass to see unemployed / lazy bum abusive too kinky even for you ugly as freaking hell metrosexual / took longer to get ready than you was so overweight you could show a screening of Jurassic Park on his [...]

My husband had our dog before we were married. We’ve been living together for about a year and a half now, were married a year ago, and had our son 3 months ago. Anyways our dog (dachshund) is a complete annoyance these days. Before our son he was a very devoted, loving pet, walked off [...]

Diamond Diva, what the hell were you doing with a vulture in your bedroom?!!! Nurse Susie, that has got to be some huge bed!

Is my dog having a seizure?

August 27th, 2009

This has happend 3 times in the last 2 years. My yellow lab comes and lays down by me and looks at me like something is wrong. He starts to shake a little bit- so i told him to stand up and he did and walked his back legs were spread and very wobbley. Then [...]