Posts tagged ‘moms’

My cat, Mister, pees on two out of three of the beds. He’s peed on both of them twice. The first two times it was on my moms and dads bed then they flipped it and he peed on the other side. After that I thought he had quit and then he did the same [...]

My parents are divorced, and I’ve wanted a dog my whole life. Neither of my parents want to have to take care of it though, so I was wondering if its cruel to take one with me when I go from my dads to my moms and vice versa. It would either be that or [...]

ok so my dog peed her bed and it smelled HORRIBLE! she refused to sleep on i unzipped it-pulled out the foam bedding- got outside of it and put it in the wash on cold like the tag said. okay my dog is a black lab so there’s ALOT of hair on it. will i [...]

so my parents are i are surprising my older brother with the dog he has dreamed about having for years…and English bull dog. well my mom and i were talking and since the little guy is gonna get so round and fat… lol… would it be better to get him an harness or collar? gotta [...]

Yo mama jokes?

April 7th, 2010

your moms like a big mac…full of fat and worth 1 dollar Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals." Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a [...]

My boyfriend lived with his mother until he was 31. He moved out to live with me about 1.5years ago. We have been together for 4years. His father walked out of their lives so it has always been just the two of them, so I understand the closeness but sometimes it irritates me because it [...]

My boyfriend lived with his mother until he was 31. He moved out to live with me about 1.5years ago. We have been together for 4years. His father walked out of their lives so it has always been just the two of them, so I understand the closeness but sometimes it irritates me because it [...]

We just moved into a new house about 2 weeks ago. My son who is 8 years old started to break out in head to toe hives. We do not have medical so I took him to Urgent Care. They did nothing but prescribe him steroids and said to tapper this for the next 15 [...]